It’s a little-known secret that I’ve been in love with Justin Timberlake since I was about six.  We had to make comic strips in my Gaelic class about food, and thanks to Google’s image search and pre-photoshopped pictures of myself, now my entire Gaelic class knows about my love for him.  Here’s the comic strip and a general translation:

There once was a man who loved a woman…
Justin: Good morning, my love. How are you?
Annie: I’M HUNGRYYY
Justin: What would you like?! Chicken??
Annie: Nope. Make me a tasty breakfast please.
Shelby: CHIRP!
Justin: Sure. I’ll make sausage and eggs and brown bread and fried potatoes… and then I’ll bake a cake with our children.

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