It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia is quite possibly the best show ever to grace television with its presence.  If you haven’t seen it, it is the most not-politically-correct show about the absolute worst people, and I love it.  In one of the best episodes, Charlie, who is obsessed with the girl who works at the coffee shop and probably has a learning disability, makes Kitten Mittons and tries to convince the others to sell them at the pub.

I decided to make some and mail them to my friend who is obsessed with her cat, but shockingly I couldn’t find any patterns online.  So, I made my own.  Here’s the pattern and a picture of Mitzi wearing them:

KITTEN MITTONS – As seen on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Materials
- Size G hook
- Sport weight yarn
- Ribbon is optional (I just made a chain out of yarn for the bow)

Pattern

Ch 2

Round 1: 6 sc into 2nd ch from hook (6)

Round 2: 2 sc into each st around (12)

Round 3: 2 sc in first stich, sc in next stitch repeat around (18)

Rounds 4-7:  sc in each stitch (18)

Round 8: Ch 1, dc in each stich around, sl st to finish (18)

For the bow, I took pick yarn and just chained 20-25 with the G hook.  Then I alternated putting it in front of and behind the dc.

Super easy and they look adorable if you can get them onto your cat without being clawed to death :]

Mitzi lookin' fly in her Kitten Mittons

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